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Return of The Queen of Pain

December 8, 2009 in Jazzercise, The Queen of Pain

She’s baaack. Actually, she came back last week, but I had a very good REASON for not showing up on Wednesday. I had a migraine–weather changes, etc. I CANNOT exercise after taking a Relpax. I can’t drive after taking a Relpax, but that’s a whole nother story.

The Queen of Pain is back onstage at Jazzercise of Taylors, and every muscle in my body is aware. We got an early start on my New Year’s resolution today. She thinks (and I know this because she made a smartass comment during class–while wearing the mic) that I will abandon my early NYR by Wednesday. That sounds about right. On the other hand, I might stick with it just for the novelty. I have a vague memory of what being thin felt like. Seems like I was hungry a lot…

QOP quote of the day: “Breathe through your noses. Those aren’t just for piercing.” I guess thirty women gasping for breath and clutching various body parts is unattractive.

In other Jazzercise news, the group that marched/danced in the Greenville Christmas parade won some sort of award–best dance troupe or some such. I did not participate–I’ve done the parade thing, back in high school. Only we didn’t shimmy.

Look, I’m not saying that pole-dancing moves got them the award, but I did hear that they were PRET-TY theatrical when they pranced past the judges’ stand.

I’m just saying…

Off to pop some aspirin and soak in the Jacuzzi…

Filed Under: Jazzercise, The Queen of Pain Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Queen of Pain

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  1. Valerie Keiser Norris says

    December 8, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Funny girl! We saw the parade–my favorite float, after the stage coach, was the wagonload of pink-feather-boa-wearing Ta-Ta Queens raising awareness for breast cancer. “Save the Ta-Tas.” Made me laugh out loud. I’m a survivor so my daughter asked if I would be on that float next year. Maybe!

    Loved the “remember being hungry a lot.”
    Valerie

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