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The Top Ten Reasons Why I Jazzercise

July 12, 2006 in Uncategorized

Jim and I just got back from two weeks in the North Georgia Mountains. We have an Airstream trailer. Now, just let me tell you that I am not one of those low maintenance, out-doorsy type females. Camping has never been my thing. The whole bathhouse ordeal...eeeyew! Not for me. Also not for me is … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, Road Trip

A Wardrobe Malfunction

June 15, 2006 in Uncategorized

Yesterday I went to Personal Torture and to Demon Diane's Salsa class. PT was painful, but, except for Shona making us laugh telling stuff I can't post here, uneventful. Not so the Salsa class. Diane was ravishing in a halter style, asymmetrical hemline flouncy dress. She was perfectly accessorized, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Demon Diane, Jazzercise, The Queen of Pain

Comments Primer

June 13, 2006 in Uncategorized

Hey all y'all who send me emails to encourage me, lambaste me for obsessing about flat-chested aliens, tell me how creative and smart I am, or to let me know that you are praying for me (and I sincerely appreciate all of the above): There is an easier way.Here's how to post a comment (which will … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Talk to Me

The Caring and Nurturing Alien

June 12, 2006 in Uncategorized

Okay, I missed Personal Torture this morning, but I had a good reason: Jim's flight got delayed, and he called to tell me he was coming back home and picking up breakfast on the way and what did I want. Now, it would have been rude of me to tell the man who pays for the Torture that I was so sorry … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Caring and Nurturing Alien

I Didn’t Sleep a Wink Last night

June 8, 2006 in Uncategorized

Sometimes I say things (or blog them) before I think. As a point of pure fact, this happens more often than not. This leads to the occasional regret. Like last night. I tossed and turned, worrying myself into a frenzy thinking I might have hurt some poor woman's feelings with my use of the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, Wendy the Alien Who Might Kill Me

Aliens Among Us

June 7, 2006 in Uncategorized

Proving once again that I am not the only person in Greer/Taylors, SC who has taken leave of their senses, 7 victims showed up VOLUNTARILY to personal Torture at 7:30 this morning: Little Bride, Sister-in-Law, Jersey Girl, Demon Diane (aka Hurricane), Shy-Town and Blog Girl (Moi). And, of course, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Caring and Nurturing Alien, The Queen of Pain

Bless Myra’s Heart, She Just Can’t Help Herself

June 6, 2006 in Uncategorized

I have OCD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I do things that ordinary people don't do. For example, when at home, although we have four bathrooms in our house, when I need to go potty, I always use mine. The one next to my bedroom. Not the closest one, mine. Towels are only used once (this drives my … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Caring and Nurturing Alien

Catching My Breath

June 5, 2006 in Uncategorized

Okay, I know it's been a while. But I have a trunk of reasons. And they're all boring, so we'll skip those. I'll do better, I promise. The Blue Ridge Christian Writer's conference was awesome! I got back home on the 25th and have been recuperating ever since. There was so much going on it was hard … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Conferences, I Am Therefore I Write, Jazzercise, The Caring and Nurturing Alien

A Writer’s Dream

May 8, 2006 in Uncategorized

Last week was an exciting week at Jazzercise. Many highly entertaining things transpired, (about which I could write volumes) culminating with the TV folks arriving on Friday to tape the 8:15 class for a business profile spot. Sometime soon y'all can tune in to Charter channel 10 and see for … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: I Am Therefore I Write, Road Trip

I Feel Skinny Already

May 2, 2006 in Uncategorized

Thanks to Casey's little green book--in which every morsel that passed my lips in the last week has been recorded--and, of course her Personal Touch torture sessions which should seriously be considered for interrogating terrorists, I have lost 1.8 pounds in one week. Yippee!!This in spite of the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Diets and Other Torture, Jazzercise, Precariously Perky Julie, Sweet Jenny the Alien, The Queen of Pain, The Singing Alien

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