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Michelle The Maniac

April 24, 2006 in Uncategorized

Shame on all of y'all who did not believe that I would actually drag my VOLUPTUOUS patottie out of my soft warm bed at 5:00 am to make the 5:45 Jazzercise class on a Monday morning. I was there...me and the roosters and those folks just dragging in from an all-nighter were awake, along with a few … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, Michelle the Maniac, The Queen of Pain

I Hate It When Casey’s Right

April 21, 2006 in Uncategorized

Y'all might have noticed, but the whole 'being accountable to myself via blog' isn't working so good. This became crystal clear when, on the first warm day of spring I tried on last year's capris. Having been hanging in the closet for several months, they had, of course, shrunk a little. You know … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Caring and Nurturing Alien, The Queen of Pain

What Did She Say?

April 20, 2006 in Uncategorized

Okay, I know that song lyrics are poetry, and much of poetry is very deep. So deep, in fact, that many folks (like, well, me, for instance), can't fathom what exactly the poet is attempting to communicate. I have a lot to say about writing that no one can understand, but that's a subject for another … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise

Utter Madness

March 28, 2006 in Uncategorized

From Wednesday, March 21: My brand new brother-in-law won $100 in the lottery, so my sister (Sabrina) suggests we focus our efforts on purchasing as many as possible in an effort to retire to an island somewhere. But today isn’t my day to buy lottery tickets. Here is how my luck has gone: the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Crazy Happens, Evidence of Rampant Insanity, Family

Beautiful Inside and Out

March 28, 2006 in Uncategorized

Friday Morning I over slept--due to studying great literature late into the night--but managed to drag my sorry tush to Myra's class (9:20). Myra, who discovered quite accidentally that she has been blogged, professed feeling pressure to perform, but delivered her usual entertaining fare. I should … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Caring and Nurturing Alien

One Step Up and Two Steps Back

March 21, 2006 in Uncategorized

I'm off to a good start--it's Monday, and I made it to 8:15 Jazzercise!! Whoo-Hoo!! Of course, Demon Diane had the microphone this morning, and inflicted great pain and suffering on us all. I swear, she enjoys hearing us whine! I'm not joking. At one point, she even said we had to keep doing this … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Demon Diane, Diets and Other Torture, Jazzercise

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to a New Church

March 21, 2006 in Uncategorized

I am by nature a lazy person. Not lazy like I lie in bed all day and watch soap operas, but lazy like the day God handed out self-discipline, I was out sick. Which, you may recall, is why I needed this accountability blog. So far, it is helping keep me more focused (and painfully aware of my lack of … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Blather and Profound Notions

It Hurts So Good

March 17, 2006 in Uncategorized

I made it to 8:15 Jazzercise today. Whoo-hoo!! I'm back on the morning schedule. For now. Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 8:15 is Diane. Diane is a great instructor, even if she is one of the infuriatingly thin ones. She really makes me mad because she's thin and tanned, and she's got this flat … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Demon Diane, Jazzercise

The Victim of a Vast Fat-Wing Conspiracy

March 17, 2006 in Uncategorized

This morning, when the alarm went of at 5am, I convinced myself that I would go to the 8:15 class and hit the snooze button. As 8:00 drew near, I decided that, since I just finished yesterday's class a mere 13 hours before, I should wait and go to the 6pm class, and finish out the week with evening … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: I Am Therefore I Write, Jazzercise, Vast Fat-Wing Conspiracy

These Things Ain’t All They’re Cracked Up To Be

March 16, 2006 in Uncategorized

Okay, not all Jazzercise instructors are infuriatingly thin, but most are. Casey is, bless her heart. She is obnoxiously gorgeous, but we all love her anyway. But, like most women so thin they have to buy their clothes in the children's department, she has plenty of growing room in her A cups. She … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Jazzercise, The Queen of Pain

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