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Me and You and a Bartender Named Boo

April 19, 2011 in Passing Sweet Time

Sugar and I recently returned from a much-needed vacation. Okay, he needed it much more than I did, but we are ONE in the eyes of The Lord, right? We spent two weeks in St. John–a milestone anniversary trip postponed several times due to the madness which is our life. Never mind which milestone–they are all special.
This was our sixth trip, and if we ever win The Big Pot, we’ll have a home on St. John. I hold Kenny Chesney responsible for all the college spring-breakers in the airport and at Trunk Bay. Kenny did for St. John what Jimmy Buffett did for Key West, and while I’m sure the tourism industry thanks him for that, I’d just as soon he sang about the beautiful coast of somewhere else. Nevertheless, there’s a lot of his music stored on my iPhone. I don’t hold a grudge.

This was as laid back a vacation as you could possibly imagine. We had a very private cottage on the hillside overlooking Reef Bay and spent many days on the deck, dressed in sarongs, reading and sipping rum drinks.

 Occasionally we’d slip out of the sarongs and into the pool.

 

Okay, we didn’t spend the entire two weeks at the cottage…

We snorkeled… One day we ventured out and snorkeled Waterlemon Key, a small offshore island. Another time I’ll tell you about the British guy who talked like Hugh Grant and wore interesting, positively shredded swim trunks.

We had beach days… We spent one day at Trunk Bay, which regularly makes Top-Ten Beach lists on The Travel Channel and in travel magazines. But Trunk Bay was crowded, and we weren’t feeling the crowd thing, so our other beach days were spent at Maho Bay and Francis Bay, which in my opinion, are just as beautiful as Trunk.
We hiked… We did the Reef Bay hike, and saw the petroglyphs– pre-Columbian rock carvings chiseled by the Tainos while they smoked pre-Columbian err…herbs and communed with their dead relatives. Well, that’s one of a couple prevailing theories, anyway, and I’m not buying that alien nonsense.

 

We explored… we tooled around the island in the Jeep, stopping whenever we felt like it to stare at everything beautiful. We had lunch a couple of times at a favorite bar in Coral Bay, Island Blues, which has great burgers.

 

But aside from the cottage deck, where we gazed at the crystal blue waters of the Caribbean, and a billion stars, and the moon, while sipping cool drinks, our other favorite hangout was–as always–The Beach Bar.

The Beach Bar is the home of the Three Pain Killer Lunch. They serve a most excellent grilled Mahi Mahi sandwich, and I washed more than one of those suckers down with three Pain Killers. What? Of course on different days. Well, except for the one day we had lunch AND dinner there. Yes, mamma, it was Aspirin, not Tylenol.

Our favorite bartender was a chick named Boo. I asked her what Boo was short for. “Tiffany,” she told me. I nodded, like I understood, and I guess I did. Everything makes sense when you’re viewing the world from The Beach Bar…

Peace, out…

Susan

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Why I Love Minor League Baseball

September 15, 2010 in Passing Sweet Time

Last night was the last home game of the season for the Greenville Drive, the local class A affiliate of the Boston Red Sox. You might be wondering what kind of name The Drive is for a sports team, but I couldn’t tell you. Lots of people in Greenville wanted to name the team the Greenville Joes in honor of Shoeless Joe Jackson, who was from the Greenville area, but whoever is in charge of such things at MLB wouldn’t hear of it. The controversy, et cetera. I digress.

The total experience of watching a Drive game at Fluor Field in the West End of downtown Greenville is sublime. The field itself is only five years old, and it’s modeled after Fenway, with its own Green Monster and everything. From the bar-top tables at the 500 Club, where we like to eat dinner, you can see not only the ballgame, but the Greenville skyline and Paris Mountain. Okay, the 500 Club makes most excellent fried pickles, just so you know.

When the weather is right, as it was last night–not too hot or humid–the evening air is soft on your skin. Greenville supports its team, so, even on a Tuesday night, there was a respectable crowd. The mascot is a big green frog named Reedy Rip’It (in honor of the Reedy River, which flows through downtown), and he along with a few cheerleaders kept the fans entertained and engaged. Okay, I love singing Sweet Caroline with a stadium full of people.

There was a bench-clearing altercation at the bottom of the fifth due to some unfortunate comments made regarding a play at home plate. This led to led to chest-bumping, then a full-fledged brawl. No one was hurt, but two players on each team were ejected, and the game was delayed for fifteen minutes while the officials sorted out who was getting tossed. We were sitting just to the left of home plate, and had ringside seats.

Anyway, the whole package is just fun. Big League games are fun, too, of course. But something about the scale of a single A game is just more accessible to me–more intimate. And at $9 a pop for box seats, we can go whenever we feel like it. We sang, and cheered ourselves hoarse. It was a blast.

Despite all the singing and cheering–not to mention a bottom of the ninth war party, complete with an aboriginal war dance by one of the pep team members in a grass skirt–The Drive lost last night. The South Atlantic League Championship series is tied at one game each, and moves to Lakewood New Jersey for games 3-5.

But it was a fun way to spend the evening.

Peace, out…

Susan

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I May Have Gypsy Blood

February 4, 2010 in Evidence of My Insanity, Passing Sweet Time

Last year I spent some time on Ancestry.com tracing my family tree and Jim’s. Okay, Jim is part Cherokee, and I really wanted to see if we could document this. No, I was not angling for a casino check to support my writing habit.

Anyway, I found no evidence of gypsy blood on my side of the family, but there was one branch I couldn’t trace past four generations, even though we ordered the DNA test that was supposed to put you in touch with your dead relatives.

I’m now thinking perhaps these folks were gypsies…nomads…vagabonds.

Because I am loving this mobile life style. We’re headed home tomorrow, and I DON’T WANT TO GO. The Hilton Garden Inn and/or a Hampton Inn now feels more like home to me than my own house. I have the system down here. And I don’t ever have to clean or cook…

(Sigh)

Maybe we’ll sell the house and just live in hotels. They even have a party room for Karaoke night…

I wish this didn’t appeal to me so much.

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